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Lord God Angry Over Taxi Drivers Decision to Return Money
The Lord God Father Almighty was reportedly "miffed" by Taxi Driver Iluminado Boc's decision to return $17,000 left, by His will, in Boc’s taxi. According to celestial witnesses, God, through the intercession of Mama Mary, had granted the prayers of poor Taxi driver Iluminado Boc to pay for the medical expenses for his sick wife.
"It was not mine," Boc was quoted as saying, defying the will of the easily angered & vengeful creatour of the universe. God, speaking through his angel Gabriel, noted that the money was left in the taxi by the matriarch of wealthy family, who would have, “not missed it at all.” Gabriel was dismissive of the good deed, noting, “The rich do not have a camel’s ass chance of getting through the gates of Heaven. Maybe after 50,000 years spent in Purgatory, but it’s not my call, anyway.” “He (Boc) has been praying, along with his poor wife, for a windfall of money for ten years. I decided to grant this prayer after Mary (Virgin) interceded on his behalf and pleaded his case to Jesus, who in turn came to me. For Boc to simply return the graces I gave him is a major affront to me. He will rue that decision. I will make sure of it!” To read story, click here Photo of God, click here
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