Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (SPOILERS)

[innerSpaceman]

I have a great HBP spoiler story, so I'll put the spoiler in tags.

My friend, James, was in line to buy the book at midnight at a Barnes and Noble in Burbank, but his position in line would have put the book in his hands around 1am.

So he went to a nearby Ralphs that was open 24 hours and bought the book in 3 minutes, but ...

Spoiler:

the pimply-faced clerk at the check-out counter scans the book and then says, "Oh, I hear Dumblesomebody dies."