Moose farts harming the environment

[Kevy Baby]

Is the problem just with the Moose Lodge? How about the Elks Lodge? Are the Masons gaseous?

Originally Posted by scaeagles

I would like to study the adverse effects of dihydrogen oxide, a chemical so deadly it can kill someone in a matter of seconds, and is particular dangerous to children.

Dihydrogen Monoxide is also the key ingredient in acid rain! Read more about it here.

Originally Posted by wendybeth

...and so far as I can tell the moose* ...

Wouldn't the plural of moose be meese?