An Unexpected Apology

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Yes, wouldn't it ALWAYS be nice to have a witty retort on call. I only have nice retort or quite the sailor retorts filled with double entendres. Or there's the direct apporach designed the shock the HELL of of the gentleman. That's my best option - and easiest option - usually. I can be ruder than you and make you blush, mister. HA!

LOL. So, in lieu of wit, go with brazen. If only I could! If only! I fear I may be stuck with bashful shakes of the head in all unexpected social interactions.

I'm witty and brazen in my mind! I'm my own best friend. I never fail to amuse or shock myself. Le sigh.