Is Our Lashbear a Ham Thief?

LashStoat · 12-05-2007, 04:17 AM

Robert Krellingshaw Arbuckle Lashmore !!!

OMFG what is all that ham doing in our basement freezer??????????

I went to get the christmas pudding I froze 3 years ago and it's buried in a sh1t load of ham looking meat food !!!

Fvck me - we could feed the entire Otheipian Nation on just two shelves worth...the Japanese may have a lifetime supply of Whale Bacon (search for the article on Susie-Ann Krellingshaw's composition re the History of Whale Bacon) but even the Japs can't hold a whale-fat candle to the porcine products protruding from our Paykel.

Really Rob...it'll be ham and ice cream, ham milkshakes and ham daquiris till the cows (sorry pigs) come home.

I love you honey, but your lice collection is (marginally) more managable...

The Stoat.

12-05-2007, 04:17 AM	#19
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	Robert Krellingshaw Arbuckle Lashmore !!! OMFG what is all that ham doing in our basement freezer?????????? I went to get the christmas pudding I froze 3 years ago and it's buried in a sh1t load of ham looking meat food !!! Fvck me - we could feed the entire Otheipian Nation on just two shelves worth...the Japanese may have a lifetime supply of Whale Bacon (search for the article on Susie-Ann Krellingshaw's composition re the History of Whale Bacon) but even the Japs can't hold a whale-fat candle to the porcine products protruding from our Paykel. Really Rob...it'll be ham and ice cream, ham milkshakes and ham daquiris till the cows (sorry pigs) come home. I love you honey, but your lice collection is (marginally) more managable... The Stoat. Last edited by LashStoat : 12-05-2007 at 04:32 AM.
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