Is Our Lashbear a Ham Thief?

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by LashStoat

Robert Krellingshaw Arbuckle Lashmore !!!

OMFG what is all that ham doing in our basement freezer??????????

I went to get the christmas pudding I froze 3 years ago and it's buried in a sh1t load of ham looking meat food !!!

Fvck me - we could feed the entire Otheipian Nation on just two shelves worth...the Japanese may have a lifetime supply of Whale Bacon (search for the article on Susie-Ann Krellingshaw's composition re the History of Whale Bacon) but even the Japs can't hold a whale-fat candle to the porcine products protruding from our Paykel.

Really Rob...it'll be ham and ice cream, ham milkshakes and ham daquiris till the cows (sorry pigs) come home.

I love you honey, but your lice collection is (marginally) more managable...

The Stoat.

Stoat:

You HAVE to post more often. MUCH more often.