(Bing Crosby sits by his fireplace in a smoking jacket with a mug of hot cider in one hand. A lit Christmas tree sits to his left.)
Bing: "Hello, friends. You know, nothing says Christmas like a giant rubber double-sided dong."
How did Nephy's Christmas thread turn into a discussion about NA's dong?
The real question is why did it take so long for the topic to turn to this? We must be getting old.