The Schiavo issue

[SacTown Chronic]

Originally Posted by mousepod

I do have one question, though: does this non-political humanitarian move by the federal government mean that they're going to pass a massive health care bill to take care of all the poor, sick and starving folks here in the US?

Congress will be addressing our health care needs on a case-by-case basis. To get a vague idea as to when Congress will be voting on your issues, please consult the bipartisan priority seating schedule below.



The Patriotic Patriot's Priority Seating Guide for the Congressional Culture of Life Act - 2005:

States with a governor related to the president
Red States
Iraq
North Korea
Blue States
The home state of that b*tch who dumped the president in college