Happy what?

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I got chocolates, taffys, rock candy on a stick, and a couple of kiddy valentines (including a Jack Sparrow one) from....my coworkers.

I had no idea that it was now a "gift your coworkers" holiday. It was only a handful this year, but you just know that it's a snowball rolling downhill.

Very sweet of them, no bitterness here.