The Pope comes to the USofA

[Chernabog]

I can't think of the Pope without thinking of that Pope buttplug (it was the pope's head and hat) we bought as a gag gift for my friend's roommate as a freshman in college (we couldn't stand the guy). He didn't know what it was, of course, and was rumored to have given it to a girl he liked. Eeeeesh.

I also can't think of the current Pope without saying "Nazi Pope, Nazi Pope" to the tune of the Spiderman theme, but that's a whole other story