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[innerSpaceman]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I'll stop calling a curmudgeon if we can a) find a word that means "opines loudly" instead of "complains loudly" and b) if he stops calling my husband a closet homosexual, a far more undeserved moniker than his own.

Deal.


(But for the record, "gayest straight man" is not calling him a closet homo. He's straight, and we all know it ... but with admirably gay tendencies. Playing soccer is not one of them, but his unusually good taste for a straight dude is. The proper term for Mr. Delight is Metrosexual, I suppose. "Gayest Straight Man" has more panache, but a deal's a deal.)