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Originally Posted by scaeagles
Bus Driver of Company 1 says "I'm going to take you to City A." Bus Driver of Company 2 says "I'm going to take you to city A, but I'll do it faster and my bus will take more people." They argue and both take a group.
Each bus wreck. Both Bus Drivers say "stay on the bus! All is fine! There's no problem, and we actually didn't wreck at all."
Each bus has an unaffiliated mechanic and body repair specialist who offer to help, but out of fear of losing control of the bus, each bus driver insists that they have the problems well under control and the passengers can all just go about their business on the wrecked busses.
Meanwhile, their busses block the road to City A for anyone else trying to get there, so no one gets to City A.
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Then the sharp pencil boys from the parent bus company of all involved buses (which just happens to be a subsidiary of Halliburton) decides that they'll retrofit all the buses in corrugated tin and ship them to Baghdad. The bus drivers are concerned about their safety, but the Company assures them that the Girl Scout security troop accompanying them have been specially trained by Blackwater, and will be well supplied with cookies.
05-24-2008, 08:08 PM
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