WTF Stories of the Week

[Ghoulish Delight]

We had to call AAA once when my friend, in such a hurry to get out of his car to make fun of me for leaving my lights on, locked his keys in his car. With the engine running. And the car in gear (emergency brake on).

When the locksmith arrived, we asked him if it was the dumbest call he'd ever been on. He decided that the lady who locked her keys in the car with the window rolled down got that prize.