Need your creative help!!

[Nephythys]

As some people know I am part of a group that will be singing at the Colorado Renaissance Festival.

There is a song in our sets called "heiland laddie" and we need to come up with some more verses- so here is where you come in-

Here are a couple of examples:

Were you ever in Quebec
Stowin' timber on the deck?
where ye'd break yer bleedin' neck
Bonnie Heiland Laddie!

Were you ever off the Horn
Where it's always fine and warm?
Where's there's a lion and a unicorn
Bonnie Heiland Laddie!

So it names a place, and then goes from there.....

Think renn faire, drinking, wenchs and knights, kings and dragons, bawdy and lusty and lots of fun.

Can you help me? Even just some ideas- I can help with the cadence of the verse once it gets going!

please please please????????