The Words You Say (almost) Everyday

Claire · 04-16-2005, 11:27 AM

I notice I say the same things everyday......pretty much. Here are some of them:

Hello? (answering the phone 5 billion times a day)

Courtney, do you see my keys in the kitchen?

Crap, we're late.

Ugh, I burnt my bagel.

Triple venti soy latte and a kids' hot chocolate. Nothing else. Yep. Thanks.

Lassie! Get down!! (cat on the dining room table)

Who didn't flush the toilet?

Chloe, put your shoes on. No. YOU put them on.

Cassidy and Chloe....stop fighting....now.

Chloe, what do you need to say to your sister?

Chloe, you need to learn to wipe your OWN butt.

I love you SO much. Give me a smooch. More smooches. I love you. No, I love YOU more. Mmmm...smoochie...smoochie. You're the sweetest thing. I love you so much. (Cassidy and Chloe)

I love you, Court.

What time is it?

Can someone find my cell phone? Okay, get me a regular phone and I'll call it.

Crap.

Ugh.

Thank you! Good job!

No, Chloe, no DVDs today....none.

Cass, let's do your reading.

Court, is your homework done? Chores? Did you feed the cat? Feed her, please. Yes, now. How would you like it if no one fed you or gave you fresh water? You're ten now....come on!

Okay, let's get cleaned up. It's time to go.

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There's a ton more, but those are the basics. I swear I say the words above almost every single day of my LIFE.

What about you?

04-16-2005, 11:27 AM	#1
Claire Shagilicious Disneyland!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fulfilling my destiny..... Posts: 740	The Words You Say (almost) Everyday I notice I say the same things everyday......pretty much. Here are some of them: Hello? (answering the phone 5 billion times a day) Courtney, do you see my keys in the kitchen? Crap, we're late. Ugh, I burnt my bagel. Triple venti soy latte and a kids' hot chocolate. Nothing else. Yep. Thanks. Lassie! Get down!! (cat on the dining room table) Who didn't flush the toilet? Chloe, put your shoes on. No. YOU put them on. Cassidy and Chloe....stop fighting....now. Chloe, what do you need to say to your sister? Chloe, you need to learn to wipe your OWN butt. I love you SO much. Give me a smooch. More smooches. I love you. No, I love YOU more. Mmmm...smoochie...smoochie. You're the sweetest thing. I love you so much. (Cassidy and Chloe) I love you, Court. What time is it? Can someone find my cell phone? Okay, get me a regular phone and I'll call it. Crap. Ugh. Thank you! Good job! No, Chloe, no DVDs today....none. Cass, let's do your reading. Court, is your homework done? Chores? Did you feed the cat? Feed her, please. Yes, now. How would you like it if no one fed you or gave you fresh water? You're ten now....come on! Okay, let's get cleaned up. It's time to go. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There's a ton more, but those are the basics. I swear I say the words above almost every single day of my LIFE. What about you? __________________ Miles: It tastes like the back of a fing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull**. Fin' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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