Olympic Opening Ceremony

[LashStoat]

Originally Posted by JWBear

Satin... lots and lots of satin.

Dear JW,

Actually, it was KevLar, named in honour of our latest PrimeMinistdent, Kevin Rudd.

The uniforms were supposed to be a shade of inky-blue, but the day before the Ceremony, a chinese laundry worker, distracted by strains of "I Enjoy being a Girl" from the Flower Drum Song put bleach in the wash. He apparently struggled for hours to drag the tops from the bubbling vat - but by then the colour had run harder than Obama.

We shouldn't complain though - in this political climate, the guys in those black body suits rolling around on the large sheet on paper left an awefully big carbon footprint.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.