Feeling goofy - post your favorite lame jokes here

04-22-2005, 08:13 AM	#10
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex? Spoiler: Opens the car door. What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead snake in the road? Spoiler: There are skid marks in front of the snake. TB or not TB, that is the question. Cunsumption be done about it? Of corpse, of corpse, But not for a lung, lung time. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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