Johnny Depp more Capt. Jack - Pirates IV

Disneyphile · 09-25-2008, 03:45 PM

I loved all three POTC films. It's a great trilogy, and should be left at that.

Did Disney learn nothing from Lucas's horrible mistake of a second trilogy?

So, I wonder what/who will be the Jar Jar Binks sidekick in POTC 4? I think they should introduce a Macken (half man, half cracken) that turns out to be Jack's love child resulting from his earlier momentary soirée with the beast. He should be completely CG, and voiced by Jeff Foxworthy, so it can imply that all inter-beast lovers are from the South.

09-25-2008, 03:45 PM	#31
Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	I loved all three POTC films. It's a great trilogy, and should be left at that. Did Disney learn nothing from Lucas's horrible mistake of a second trilogy? So, I wonder what/who will be the Jar Jar Binks sidekick in POTC 4? I think they should introduce a Macken (half man, half cracken) that turns out to be Jack's love child resulting from his earlier momentary soirée with the beast. He should be completely CG, and voiced by Jeff Foxworthy, so it can imply that all inter-beast lovers are from the South.
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