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SzczerbiakManiac · 01-24-2009, 01:30 PM

This one requires a bit of backstory.

Jeremy Piven has backed out of his role in the Broadway revival of Speed-the-Plow. He claims a high mercury count caused him to be fatigued, experience spacial & balance problems, and made it difficult to remember his lines. He blames his high mercury count on eating too much sushi and Chinese herbs.

Riiiiight...

I like what playwright David Mamet said, "I talked to Jeremy on the phone, and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury. So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer."

This has inspired some clever folks to make Fish! The Jeremy Piven Parody Song, a take-off on Zip! from Pal Joey.

01-24-2009, 01:30 PM	#11
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	FISH! This one requires a bit of backstory. Jeremy Piven has backed out of his role in the Broadway revival of Speed-the-Plow. He claims a high mercury count caused him to be fatigued, experience spacial & balance problems, and made it difficult to remember his lines. He blames his high mercury count on eating too much sushi and Chinese herbs. Riiiiight... I like what playwright David Mamet said, "I talked to Jeremy on the phone, and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury. So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer." This has inspired some clever folks to make Fish! The Jeremy Piven Parody Song, a take-off on Zip! from Pal Joey. __________________
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