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Kevy Baby What Stpid Thing Have You... 05-19-2009, 12:16 PM

Alex There was a press screening... 05-19-2009, 12:27 PM

Moonliner 6:50am - Remind Moonie Jr. of... 05-19-2009, 12:39 PM

Capt Jack blew away code Id been... 05-19-2009, 12:42 PM

Moonliner We use Undelete... 05-19-2009, 12:46 PM

Capt Jack I'll suggest it to the posers... 05-19-2009, 01:34 PM

SzczerbiakManiac I was having trouble starting... 05-19-2009, 12:47 PM

wendybeth Okay- this made me... 05-19-2009, 01:44 PM

scaeagles No source control? I ran... 05-19-2009, 01:44 PM

Capt Jack not on this particular piece... 05-19-2009, 01:56 PM

Alex Whenever I walk into... 05-19-2009, 01:50 PM

wendybeth I flip off inanimate objects-... 05-19-2009, 03:25 PM

Gemini Cricket Haven't done anything stpid... 05-19-2009, 02:04 PM

Kevy Baby LOL: I just figured out my... 05-19-2009, 02:54 PM

Moonliner I'll add, I did not notice... 05-19-2009, 03:01 PM

Gemini Cricket :D 05-19-2009, 03:03 PM

CoasterMatt I woke up. 05-19-2009, 03:20 PM

second class citizen I COMPLETELY forgot to have... 05-19-2009, 04:55 PM

JWBear Excuse me?! 05-19-2009, 05:16 PM

SzczerbiakManiac Well the important think is... 05-19-2009, 10:14 PM

Kevy Baby And the CA voters can't do a... 05-19-2009, 10:33 PM

SacTown Chronic I over-filled my Icee at the... 05-20-2009, 06:46 AM

Cadaverous Pallor I think Kevy just unwittingly... 05-20-2009, 07:31 AM

second class citizen So, he's a Meme Magnet? 05-23-2009, 12:56 PM

Cadaverous Pallor I didn't say he attracted a... 05-24-2009, 12:05 PM

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Moonliner Well, I guess I don't feel so... 05-19-2009, 05:40 PM

lashbear I once mistook Crazy Glue for... 05-19-2009, 05:11 PM

lashbear But apart from that stpid... 05-19-2009, 05:12 PM

Gemini Cricket Ever try to take a sip from... 05-19-2009, 05:47 PM

lashbear TOTALLY cracking up here. :D... 05-19-2009, 06:47 PM

Cadaverous Pallor I don't think I did anything... 05-19-2009, 07:01 PM

Kevy Baby I had a really interesting... 05-19-2009, 08:13 PM

second class citizen Ah, :( and I was hoping for... 05-19-2009, 09:34 PM

Ghoulish Delight I popped my head out my... 05-19-2009, 08:43 PM

Ghoulish Delight Isn't that how Kevy does... 05-20-2009, 08:30 AM

Kevy Baby That's pretty much what I was... 05-20-2009, 01:48 PM

lindyhop I'm trying out a pattern to... 05-23-2009, 10:42 AM

CoasterMatt or pantsless. :) 05-23-2009, 11:14 AM

JWBear I got up this morning. That... 05-23-2009, 12:38 PM

Mousey Girl I left the rat cage open. 05-24-2009, 04:07 PM

alphabassettgrrl I fell off my bike on an area... 05-24-2009, 04:18 PM

Tref Was he Amish? 05-24-2009, 10:35 PM

alphabassettgrrl Hard to say. :) He was riding... 05-25-2009, 12:38 PM

Strangler Lewis Perhaps, but hand-crafted... 05-25-2009, 12:56 PM

Mousey Girl I did it again. Luckily The... 05-24-2009, 10:18 PM

katiesue I hit the snooze button three... 05-25-2009, 09:38 AM

cirquelover I learned a valuable lesson... 05-26-2009, 08:11 AM

Moonliner On my flight back home last... 05-26-2009, 08:39 AM

cirquelover Oh, that really, really sucks... 05-26-2009, 08:46 AM

Alex Work provided laptop or... 05-26-2009, 08:49 AM

Moonliner Personal. 05-26-2009, 10:10 AM

Stan4dSteph Sorry to hear about your... 05-26-2009, 10:44 AM

lashbear So sorry to hear that Moonie... 05-26-2009, 05:55 PM

Prudence Woke up. Very very stupid... 05-26-2009, 06:38 PM

katiesue Tried out my new Nike+ iPod... 05-26-2009, 07:13 PM

Stan4dSteph I like mine. Hopefully next... 05-26-2009, 08:23 PM

katiesue Thank you - I think I will... 05-26-2009, 08:35 PM

wolfy999 Thought my daughter was... 05-26-2009, 08:26 PM

CoasterMatt I fell off the front porch.... 05-26-2009, 09:07 PM

BarTopDancer Well I bet you learned your... 05-26-2009, 09:13 PM

Deebs Hah! But what I want to know... 05-26-2009, 09:18 PM

CoasterMatt I didn't faceplant,... 05-26-2009, 09:33 PM

Deebs Excellent. Then only a little... 05-26-2009, 09:38 PM

SzczerbiakManiac I've been out of milk (I... 05-26-2009, 09:49 PM

Deebs I have some experience with... 05-26-2009, 10:09 PM

Ghoulish Delight I thought I'd left my credit... 05-27-2009, 07:09 PM

innerSpaceman Drive a tenth of a mile to... 05-27-2009, 07:32 PM

Moonliner I must be a bit behind, why... 05-27-2009, 07:44 PM

Ghoulish Delight I would imagine for his... 05-27-2009, 07:49 PM

Kevy Baby Did you wipe after your... 05-27-2009, 08:02 PM

Ghoulish Delight Damn you DayQuil! 05-27-2009, 08:03 PM

innerSpaceman The focus of tonight's... 05-27-2009, 08:20 PM

katiesue while reading this thread and... 05-27-2009, 08:24 PM

Andrew Better "almost" than actually... 05-27-2009, 08:57 PM

Mousey Girl I opened my mouth when I... 05-28-2009, 12:49 AM

Moonliner If I posted here every time I... 05-28-2009, 07:22 AM

lashbear All of us have days like that... 05-28-2009, 05:49 AM

Mousey Girl The funny thing is that I... 05-28-2009, 07:07 AM

JWBear I came to work today after... 05-28-2009, 10:24 AM

Cadaverous Pallor Showed up at work half hour... 05-28-2009, 03:58 PM

CoasterMatt I banged my knee pretty badly... 05-28-2009, 04:55 PM

Mousey Girl I went to a Basque restaraunt... 05-28-2009, 10:37 PM

Kevy Baby I had a slice of pizza from... 05-29-2009, 12:19 AM

SacTown Chronic Driving home Monday after... 05-29-2009, 06:44 AM

Kevy Baby Raises hand: guilty 05-29-2009, 08:05 AM

Andrew I woke up, and then I went to... 05-29-2009, 09:12 AM

Ghoulish Delight WHEN will I learn not to rub... 06-30-2009, 11:38 AM

Strangler Lewis I need my eyes checked. At... 06-30-2009, 11:44 AM

Ghoulish Delight aaaaand a new euphemism is... 06-30-2009, 11:46 AM

Alex Yes, is eating wasabi peas... 06-30-2009, 11:49 AM

lindyhop I select "open link in new... 07-04-2009, 12:23 PM

Capt Jack <nods sadly> ayup 07-06-2009, 09:23 AM

CoasterMatt I attempted to eat a very hot... 07-04-2009, 12:31 PM

Kevy Baby On a rare occasion when I was... 07-05-2009, 10:18 PM

bewitched But not a fever. See, it... 07-05-2009, 10:30 PM

Betty I forgot to make chicken... 07-06-2009, 08:04 AM

Not Afraid I forgot to re-order my... 07-06-2009, 01:35 PM

Moonliner Nothing. Which may be the... 07-06-2009, 02:08 PM

SzczerbiakManiac On Saturday I did three loads... 07-20-2009, 09:42 AM

LashStoat It wasn't today, but I... 07-20-2009, 10:26 AM

Not Afraid This morning I got up at 6 so... 07-29-2009, 09:04 AM

Betty It's always good to verify... 07-29-2009, 10:46 AM

SzczerbiakManiac I use a lot of props at... 09-21-2009, 12:10 AM

3894 My interior monologue one... 09-21-2009, 07:48 AM

Moonliner I dropped my keys. While... 12-09-2009, 09:10 AM

Moonliner It's rather funny. A dozen... 12-09-2009, 09:15 AM

katiesue Monnie I did that once as... 12-09-2009, 10:22 AM

BarTopDancer I've flushed my keys down the... 12-09-2009, 10:31 AM

Capt Jack visible sympathy mojo ... 12-09-2009, 10:42 AM

Alex SAT Analogy: Keys : Elevator... 12-09-2009, 10:56 AM

Snowflake Got out of bed today. :) 12-09-2009, 11:07 AM

Andrew Forgot my bike shoes. Didn't... 12-09-2009, 01:07 PM

SacTown Chronic Didn't take the day after the... 12-09-2009, 01:45 PM

cirquelover I hope you are home by now... 12-09-2009, 05:54 PM

Moonliner For Christmas, I gave Mrs.... 01-20-2010, 09:34 AM

BarTopDancer I was wondering how those... 01-20-2010, 02:31 PM

flippyshark I have that same problem. So,... 01-20-2010, 05:01 PM

Moonliner Quite content. The smug... 01-20-2010, 06:04 PM

Alex The BART station is a bit... 01-20-2010, 10:07 AM

blueerica I called the company that... 01-20-2010, 01:58 PM

Gemini Cricket Describing an anti-gay... 01-20-2010, 05:06 PM

Ghoulish Delight We were stupid enough to have... 01-20-2010, 06:20 PM

DreadPirateRoberts Does it count against you if... 01-20-2010, 09:49 PM

BarTopDancer That will teach you to be... 01-20-2010, 06:24 PM

Not Afraid Moonie, you probably should... 01-20-2010, 08:52 PM

Prudence GD - same goes for college... 01-20-2010, 09:51 PM

DreadPirateRoberts You could insulate the house... 01-20-2010, 10:03 PM

Ghoulish Delight We'll see. I've still got... 01-20-2010, 11:24 PM

Moonliner If you put $2,000 in an IRA... 01-21-2010, 10:06 AM

€uroMeinke I wonder if that will be a... 01-21-2010, 08:12 PM

DreadPirateRoberts I want to know where you are... 01-21-2010, 10:16 PM

Alex 8.5 is kind of high. Average... 01-21-2010, 11:06 PM

Ghoulish Delight All Theo has to do is buy out... 01-21-2010, 11:23 PM

BarTopDancer With regards to college... 01-20-2010, 11:33 PM

Ghoulish Delight When it comes to retirement,... 01-21-2010, 10:22 PM

DreadPirateRoberts I had planned to do something... 01-21-2010, 11:32 PM

CoasterMatt I bent my wookie. 01-22-2010, 09:47 AM

Moonliner Not for all the tea in China. 01-22-2010, 10:08 AM

Kevy Baby Duly quoted 01-22-2010, 01:48 PM

Puff Nuggets Ripped out my I.V. for the... 01-22-2010, 01:37 PM

BarTopDancer Obviously you are. Now stop... 01-22-2010, 01:57 PM

Kevy Baby Obviously you and I have a... 01-22-2010, 03:20 PM

cirquelover I got out of bed today, a... 01-22-2010, 02:04 PM

Ghoulish Delight I stupidly downloaded Picasa... 01-22-2010, 04:53 PM

€uroMeinke I find that has become my new... 01-23-2010, 12:14 AM

Cadaverous Pallor Tedious?! You have been... 01-22-2010, 10:39 PM

Ghoulish Delight Hey, I've been away from work... 01-22-2010, 11:29 PM

Ghoulish Delight I never initiated the actual... 01-23-2010, 12:38 AM

€uroMeinke I'm still working through... 01-23-2010, 12:46 AM

Ghoulish Delight Have you discovered the... 01-23-2010, 01:27 AM

Alex I save a lot of potential... 01-23-2010, 07:14 AM

Moonliner I wonder how long it will be... 01-23-2010, 04:54 PM

Ghoulish Delight Thus why I have chosen not to... 01-23-2010, 04:59 PM

Moonliner True, but once Google starts... 01-23-2010, 05:05 PM

Ghoulish Delight It's also set to... 01-23-2010, 05:55 PM

JWBear So... I'm doing laundry. I... 01-23-2010, 07:01 PM

Andrew I blindly decided to take... 01-24-2010, 02:31 AM

Alex For my everyday standard... 02-10-2010, 08:46 AM

Moonliner I went outside. Trust me. ... 02-10-2010, 09:27 AM

Ghoulish Delight Wait, you own multiple pairs... 02-10-2010, 10:50 AM

Gemini Cricket So here's a semi-sorta stpid... 02-17-2010, 01:04 PM

SacTown Chronic Well hello, Oprah Winfrey. 02-19-2010, 10:24 PM

Not Afraid Alex, that sucks but it sure... 02-10-2010, 09:54 AM

Strangler Lewis Do you have your own bowling... 02-10-2010, 10:36 AM

Alex Yes to the bowling shoes. No... 02-10-2010, 10:38 AM

JWBear I got out of bed. 02-10-2010, 10:45 AM

cirquelover I'm sorry you have to buy new... 02-10-2010, 10:45 AM

Alex It is a relatively recent... 02-10-2010, 11:03 AM

Morrigoon This doesn't surprise the... 02-18-2010, 08:05 PM

Chernabog I should have gotten the... 02-17-2010, 02:22 PM

Gemini Cricket Side note: There's this song... 02-17-2010, 02:33 PM

JWBear I came back from vacation... 02-18-2010, 12:08 PM

CoasterMatt I crossed the streams. 02-18-2010, 07:22 PM

Betty Are you speaking of streams... 02-18-2010, 08:02 PM

Ghoulish Delight Earlier this week I had my... 02-19-2010, 11:04 PM

DreadPirateRoberts No you are not. This is how... 02-20-2010, 12:22 PM

Moonliner I think that as you adapt to... 02-20-2010, 12:40 PM

blueerica Reading the headlines on my... 02-23-2010, 11:33 AM

Chernabog Awwwwwww that was cute!!! :)... 02-23-2010, 12:03 PM

Gn2Dlnd Toyodork. 02-23-2010, 03:32 PM

Kevy Baby I'm not sure if you think you... 02-23-2010, 05:35 PM

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Gemini Cricket Toy Yoda! 02-23-2010, 05:49 PM

Moonliner Huh. Where should one post... 02-23-2010, 06:21 PM

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Mousey Girl I lifted a heavy box of... 02-23-2010, 12:48 PM

cirquelover Shouldn't that be what the... 02-23-2010, 12:54 PM

Mousey Girl Yeah, but he is at school. I... 02-23-2010, 01:39 PM

Betty I didn't eat until 2:15 today... 02-23-2010, 03:18 PM

Gemini Cricket Man, if I did that, there'd... 02-23-2010, 03:51 PM

alphabassettgrrl We always ask for advice for... 02-23-2010, 07:31 PM

Ghoulish Delight My swiss-cheese memory... 03-26-2010, 01:02 PM

blueerica Sent an email to pretty much... 03-30-2010, 02:38 PM

Kevy Baby I don't know: I would have... 03-30-2010, 04:51 PM

Ghoulish Delight I found that rather profound. 03-30-2010, 04:52 PM

Betty It's all about you, isn't it?... 03-30-2010, 06:14 PM

JWBear I put the package of Swiffer... 04-18-2010, 03:15 PM

Ghoulish Delight A little over a week ago I... 04-20-2010, 01:06 PM

Morrigoon For the last 2 days I can't... 04-20-2010, 01:20 PM

Ghoulish Delight FVCK. I almost caused an... 05-07-2010, 08:52 AM

Moonliner It gets worse. I've had... 05-07-2010, 09:18 AM

Ghoulish Delight And I wore a white shirt on... 05-07-2010, 10:27 AM

Betty Do you trim your beard after... 05-07-2010, 10:50 AM

Ghoulish Delight OMG I just realized a detail... 05-07-2010, 11:10 AM

BarTopDancer At least it's Friday! The... 05-07-2010, 10:46 AM

Alex I often end up waiting weeks... 05-07-2010, 11:23 AM

Ghoulish Delight When will I learn not to use... 05-13-2010, 10:35 PM

SzczerbiakManiac Were you mixing it with... 05-14-2010, 09:10 AM

Ghoulish Delight Today I responded yes to an... 05-14-2010, 07:11 PM

Cadaverous Pallor Hey, wrong thread! Going to... 05-14-2010, 09:08 PM

Morrigoon Cool yer jets there, Dilbert.... 05-21-2010, 10:56 PM

Ghoulish Delight Oh, I totally didn't go. I... 05-21-2010, 11:20 PM

Kevy Baby Last night, our IT people... 05-27-2010, 12:07 PM

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Alex So I'm taking the trash out... 05-21-2010, 06:53 PM

Cadaverous Pallor Alex just made my... 05-21-2010, 08:04 PM

Alex Yes, there is at the front... 05-21-2010, 09:59 PM

Ghoulish Delight I wrestled with a blister... 06-01-2010, 04:17 PM

Moonliner Technically the "stupid... 07-26-2010, 08:01 AM

Ghoulish Delight And people wonder why I've... 07-26-2010, 08:14 AM

MouseWife I hope the power is back on... 07-26-2010, 09:05 AM

Moonliner And for my Double-Doh! moment... 07-26-2010, 09:17 AM

DreadPirateRoberts Can you charge your cell... 07-26-2010, 09:28 AM

Moonliner Yeah, about that. I lost my... 07-26-2010, 11:12 AM

Cynthia This morning I added extra... 07-26-2010, 11:49 AM

blueerica Cynthia - I sooooo wish I... 07-26-2010, 12:00 PM

CoasterMatt I fell off my chair. 07-26-2010, 12:30 PM

Kevy Baby Other than that Mrs. Lincoln,... 07-26-2010, 05:47 PM

MouseWife Hmmm. So far, job still... 07-26-2010, 09:09 PM

alphabassettgrrl Good luck, MW! 07-26-2010, 10:11 PM

MouseWife Thanks! 07-27-2010, 08:55 AM

Not Afraid I locked my keys in my car. 07-27-2010, 11:48 AM

katiesue AAA? I used to do this all... 07-27-2010, 11:56 AM

Moonliner At least you know where they... 07-27-2010, 12:56 PM

Cadaverous Pallor I used to leave my keys in my... 07-27-2010, 12:28 PM

Not Afraid My Volvo is very difficult to... 07-28-2010, 12:23 AM

Ghoulish Delight Yeah, those are pretty cool. ... 07-28-2010, 08:04 AM

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 The stupid thing I did today... 07-29-2010, 06:04 PM

lashbear You mean THIS ... 07-29-2010, 08:19 PM

CoasterMatt I walked into a table. 07-29-2010, 09:30 PM

€uroMeinke I ate an animal style burger... 07-29-2010, 09:34 PM

BarTopDancer How did that work out for you? 07-29-2010, 09:59 PM

€uroMeinke I changed - the pugs however... 07-29-2010, 10:29 PM

Cynthia umkay 07-29-2010, 10:43 PM

Cadaverous Pallor I turned off the air... 07-29-2010, 10:02 PM

€uroMeinke In-n-out 07-29-2010, 11:03 PM

blueerica I lead a conference call... 08-13-2010, 08:04 AM

alphabassettgrrl Not loser - you're extra... 08-13-2010, 10:43 AM

Alex But why were Paige and... 08-13-2010, 10:55 AM

blueerica They're in both the 9 AM and... 08-13-2010, 02:11 PM

RStar I'm use to dialing 9 to get... 08-26-2010, 05:50 PM

blueerica Email... 10-05-2010, 01:08 PM

Prudence I was sure I didn't need sun... 10-06-2010, 07:47 PM

Ghoulish Delight Had lunch with a friend,... 10-12-2010, 08:48 PM

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CoasterMatt hehehe 10-12-2010, 09:07 PM

Moonliner I came to work early. I... 10-13-2010, 07:39 AM

Kevy Baby This actually happened a... 10-22-2010, 10:12 AM

Kevy Baby Because I don't spend enough... 11-11-2010, 09:42 PM

Moonliner I took €uroMeinke down to... 11-12-2010, 04:53 AM

€uroMeinke Awww - I had a great time,... 11-12-2010, 09:37 AM

Kevy Baby Did he fart? 11-12-2010, 04:17 PM

Moonliner I don't think so. He was... 11-12-2010, 05:21 PM

Moonliner Note to self: Put the cap... 12-13-2010, 01:05 PM

Kevy Baby ...unless you want a new shirt 12-13-2010, 04:06 PM

Ghoulish Delight Did you leave your pocket... 12-13-2010, 02:22 PM

Cynthia Today's act of stupidity:... 12-13-2010, 04:38 PM

Moonliner It was so nice over the... 01-03-2011, 06:14 PM

Alex Perfect, I'll be right over... 01-03-2011, 06:29 PM

Ghoulish Delight More embarrassing than... 01-04-2011, 04:02 PM

Alex Hey, I'm doing a lot of work... 01-04-2011, 04:05 PM

Not Afraid The fast way to get something... 01-04-2011, 08:03 PM

Ghoulish Delight Ow. Took a spill off my bike... 01-11-2011, 09:32 AM

Alex Mazel tov. You're a man now. 01-11-2011, 09:57 AM

cirquelover Ow. I'm sorry GD. That... 01-11-2011, 10:41 AM

Ghoulish Delight Meh, I walked it off. 01-11-2011, 10:49 AM

Scrooge McSam Rub some dirt on it 01-11-2011, 11:54 AM

Gn2Dlnd Oucha magoucha! 01-11-2011, 01:40 PM

Ghoulish Delight I figured this would... 01-11-2011, 03:15 PM

Cadaverous Pallor :( I've got a hug waiting... 01-11-2011, 05:39 PM

Kevy Baby What cardinal rule of yours... 01-11-2011, 06:46 PM

DreadPirateRoberts never get involved in a land... 01-12-2011, 06:26 AM

Stan4dSteph Ouch. Hope you're feeling... 01-12-2011, 08:27 AM

Kevy Baby Never mind - nothing to see... 01-12-2011, 12:24 PM

Morrigoon Not a bad theory Bike... 01-11-2011, 03:23 PM

Not Afraid OUCH!!!! This is why I don't... 01-11-2011, 03:24 PM

innerSpaceman I was gonna say the same... 01-11-2011, 05:04 PM

Morrigoon Accidents aside, I really... 01-11-2011, 03:34 PM

Ghoulish Delight Incidentally (tangenting to... 01-11-2011, 03:40 PM

Not Afraid The LA river is still flowing... 01-11-2011, 03:42 PM

Morrigoon Sounds like water control is... 01-11-2011, 03:42 PM

Ghoulish Delight I do feel kinda gypped. I... 01-11-2011, 03:58 PM

Alex I agree. Plus it makes you... 01-11-2011, 04:01 PM

Ghoulish Delight Hey, some of my best friends... 01-11-2011, 04:10 PM

Ghoulish Delight Never cross in front of a... 01-11-2011, 08:37 PM

lashbear Sounds pretty Humerus to me. ... 01-11-2011, 11:14 PM

Ghoulish Delight Maybe a little better, but... 01-12-2011, 10:33 AM

katiesue While getting gas this... 01-13-2011, 10:56 AM

Morrigoon Yes, but it FEELS like a... 01-13-2011, 11:31 AM

cirquelover I wish it was Friday too! 01-13-2011, 12:03 PM

Betty That's it. Let's vote on it. 01-13-2011, 02:44 PM

Alex I've scheduled the vote. To... 01-13-2011, 03:16 PM

Betty Yeah, I'm going to have to... 01-13-2011, 04:58 PM

€uroMeinke I think we just need to bring... 01-13-2011, 10:10 PM

BarTopDancer It's been "Friday" for the... 01-13-2011, 10:43 PM

Alex Just drive faster, you'll get... 01-13-2011, 10:59 PM

SzczerbiakManiac But my car doesn't go 186K... 01-14-2011, 12:43 PM

Kevy Baby Sounds like it's time for a... 01-14-2011, 01:23 PM

lashbear Sorry, I can only change... 01-16-2011, 12:54 AM

cirquelover Whew, I made it. It's... 01-14-2011, 08:08 AM

katiesue I did actually get paid... 01-14-2011, 10:57 AM

Alex That's only necessary if you... 01-14-2011, 12:51 PM

Ghoulish Delight I grabbed my coffee mug that... 03-22-2011, 04:06 PM

Not Afraid I really don't know how I am... 03-23-2011, 08:01 AM

alphabassettgrrl I'm navigationally challenged... 03-22-2011, 06:37 PM

Kevy Baby I sent two texts meant for... 06-02-2011, 09:03 PM

RStar I'm not sure how that speaks... 08-29-2011, 03:51 PM

blueerica The I did an email faux pas... 06-03-2011, 07:20 AM

Kevy Baby I thought I lost my cell... 08-29-2011, 02:34 PM

Kevy Baby Another Stpid thing... I had... 08-29-2011, 06:50 PM

alphabassettgrrl Glad the little girl will... 08-29-2011, 06:53 PM

JWBear I accidentally left the oven... 10-29-2011, 09:35 AM

€uroMeinke I've done 3 days 10-29-2011, 11:06 AM

BarTopDancer I've left the gas stove on.... 10-29-2011, 11:17 AM

Ghoulish Delight So I've been trying for a... 11-11-2011, 02:04 PM

BarTopDancer ...really believed when... 11-11-2011, 02:22 PM

Betty That sucks. 11-12-2011, 09:02 AM

CoasterMatt I showed up to work this... 11-14-2011, 01:17 PM

Kevy Baby I didn't 11-14-2011, 01:47 PM

Ghoulish Delight This... 11-28-2011, 11:28 AM

katiesue Crap out of stock :( 11-28-2011, 12:32 PM

Ghoulish Delight Damn. Sorry to get your... 11-28-2011, 12:36 PM

katiesue I already ordered one - not a... 11-28-2011, 01:06 PM

Moonliner Went down to the National... 11-28-2011, 08:01 PM

BarTopDancer Wait. Those still exist?!?! 11-28-2011, 09:26 PM

Kevy Baby The fact that you can post... 11-28-2011, 10:11 PM

BarTopDancer The fact that I am posting... 11-28-2011, 10:53 PM

Moonliner Ironically the bill of rights... 11-29-2011, 11:11 AM

Ghoulish Delight That's because it is a... 11-29-2011, 11:30 AM

€uroMeinke AKA - Flashing our National... 11-28-2011, 11:29 PM

Snowflake Brilliant, just brilliant :D 12-01-2011, 04:12 PM

Morrigoon Wow Moonie... you REALLY have... 11-28-2011, 08:30 PM

CoasterMatt Somebody call the 'Boner... 11-28-2011, 09:07 PM

Strangler Lewis Yes, I can see it: "I hold... 11-29-2011, 11:06 AM

CoasterMatt I stapled myself. 12-01-2011, 12:50 PM

Kevy Baby Went to the grocery store and... 12-01-2011, 06:30 PM

Alex Tried to use the local... 12-05-2011, 06:32 PM

JWBear I came back to work after a... 12-19-2011, 03:23 PM

Moonliner Walking down the street... 05-31-2012, 09:40 AM

Capt Jack I messed up and actually said... 06-01-2012, 02:58 PM

lashbear I carefully packed our... 06-03-2012, 11:25 PM

Moonliner "carefully" must mean... 06-04-2012, 08:16 AM

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SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	I over-filled my Icee at the gas station and my first instinct was to try to drain it down by taking a huge drink. My second instinct was to drop to my knees and grab my head. (And this isn't the first time I've given myself a public Icee brain-freeze.) Stpid. __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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