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Jazzman · 06-23-2009, 10:25 PM

Coolest thing ever! I love it. They should make a whole carnival out of it, with games like Nutjob Bingo (mark spots for; Homophobe in Red & Black Flannel, Obviously Closeted Gay Bible Wielder, "Not Adam & Steve" sign, and so on), costume contests with prizes for whomever actually matches a redneck protester's real look, a wiffle-bat-utilizing game of Whack a Bigot, and a booth where you can get your picture taken with a real, live hatemonger! It'd be a cash cow, AND make them look like bigger idiots! Which is no small accomplishment.

06-23-2009, 10:25 PM	#9
Jazzman Sax God Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Portland's Tijuana Posts: 510	Coolest thing ever! I love it. They should make a whole carnival out of it, with games like Nutjob Bingo (mark spots for; Homophobe in Red & Black Flannel, Obviously Closeted Gay Bible Wielder, "Not Adam & Steve" sign, and so on), costume contests with prizes for whomever actually matches a redneck protester's real look, a wiffle-bat-utilizing game of Whack a Bigot, and a booth where you can get your picture taken with a real, live hatemonger! It'd be a cash cow, AND make them look like bigger idiots! Which is no small accomplishment.
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