The Gay Thread

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

hockey players. Do they have locker rooms? Or do they sit in igloos during half time? Does hockey have a half time?

Hockey players definitely have locker rooms and you really don't want to physically enter one (just look in from outside) because they REEEEEEK. All that passing they wear absorbs sweat and then it ferments. I realize no locker room smells like fresh flowers, but hockey "wins" the stink contest, sticks down.

Hockey games are played in three 20-minute periods. NHL teams get 15 minutes between periods where they can go to their locker rooms and make out with each other.*

Luc Robitaille was hot. A lot of The Blades are hot. There's that's hockey and gay!


*Part of that paragraph may be just a fantasy of mine.