FRC: Obama Plans to "Impose Homosexuality"

[SzczerbiakManiac]

As seen on The Advocate, the Family Research Council, a whack-job fundie group, sent out an action alert which claims Obama wants to "impose homosexuality and silence Christianity in workplaces."


Impose homosexuality?!?!?!? Really!?! How... I mean... What the... SERIOUSLY? That statement is so obtuse I'm dumb-struck.

But just for the sake of argument, let's say those Liberals in DC actually do want to enact this plan. How would they go about it? Do they send goon squads into every Christian home, burn their Bibles, feed their crucifixes into a tree chipper, and point guns to their heads until they copulate with a member of their own sex?

I know the FRC is just trying to scare people, but doesn't this kind of ludicrous claim hurt their credibility? Sheesh, why don't they just say Obama is an alien from outer space and is the head of a galactic race that can only gain nourishment from eating Christian babies?