What Stpid Thing Have You Done Today?

[SacTown Chronic]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

So, on that day I was introduced to this guy. He walks up to me, I shake his hand and I notice a dark smudge on his forehead. "Ah, you're Catholic." I said. "Went to mass, I see." Or something to that effect, I'm not particularly good with first introduction small talk. Anyway, he looks at me kinda confused. "Uh, I'm not Catholic." He said and kind of stormed off. My friend, who had introduced us explained to me that basically it was a birthmark on his forehead and not ash.

Well hello, Oprah Winfrey.