Returning the book

[Strangler Lewis]

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

I'd have sexy time with Vicki's mom before I'd participate in a reality show. But you give me hope, Moonliner, that one day my long-lost copy of Ball Four will be returned to me.

My dad bought me Ball Four, featuring the aptly named Gene Brabender, when I was a kid. I understood the part about shooting beaver, but I remember being confused because there didn't seem to be a game going on when they were talking about balling.

I say go for it. Maybe you'll get to hear about how she gave that book to your dad and how he broke her heart.