Miscellaneous Movie Musings the Sequel

[SzczerbiakManiac]

I saw Clash of the Titans in 3D last night. My expectations were low and it didn't disappoint. But Sam Worthington in a tunic made everything okay.

Some gripes:

Spoiler:

• There are no titans in this film (nor the 1981 original, IIRC). I realize "titan" nowadays just refers to something big/powerful, but when you're dealing with ancient Greek myths, it means something very specific.
• Why did they blatantly point out they only had one coin for Charon the Boatman and then totally gloss over how they escaped the Undeworld?
• Wow the 3D sucked. It looked like a bunch of 2D cutouts meandering about on a 3D plane. So painfully obviously a rushed job. I've seen 3D conversions done well and this was not one of those instances.

I want a suit of armor just like the one Zeus wore.