Daily Schadenfreude

JWBear · 04-30-2010, 09:16 AM

I’m driving to work this morning. There is some idiot in a gold SUV weaving through traffic down 7th on the way to the freeway. All his aggressive driving wasn’t getting him very far, as we pass each other several times.

I lose him on the freeway as he takes off, weaving through the loose traffic. Farther down the freeway, I’m in the left lane going about 65. The middle lane is open, but there is a white sedan a ways up that is driving about 60. Suddenly, out of nowhere, the gold SUV is behind me. I must have passed him somewhere.

He swerves into the middle lane and zooms up behind the white sedan and seriously tailgates them. About then, I’m coming up about even with the two cars. The white sedan is a CHP car.

I think you can see where this is going… Gold SUV whips into the right lane and speeds past the CHP car – gunning his engine. CHP hits his lights and goes after him….

I totally Muntzed.

04-30-2010, 09:16 AM	#1
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Daily Schadenfreude I’m driving to work this morning. There is some idiot in a gold SUV weaving through traffic down 7th on the way to the freeway. All his aggressive driving wasn’t getting him very far, as we pass each other several times. I lose him on the freeway as he takes off, weaving through the loose traffic. Farther down the freeway, I’m in the left lane going about 65. The middle lane is open, but there is a white sedan a ways up that is driving about 60. Suddenly, out of nowhere, the gold SUV is behind me. I must have passed him somewhere. He swerves into the middle lane and zooms up behind the white sedan and seriously tailgates them. About then, I’m coming up about even with the two cars. The white sedan is a CHP car. I think you can see where this is going… Gold SUV whips into the right lane and speeds past the CHP car – gunning his engine. CHP hits his lights and goes after him…. I totally Muntzed. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society. Last edited by JWBear : 04-30-2010 at 10:03 AM.
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