The Gay Thread

SzczerbiakManiac · 06-21-2010, 10:45 PM

Check out this video of an ""ex-gay"" (in double quotes because of its overwhelming redonkulousness) talking about the "sin" of homosexuality.

Where to begin....

Okay Mary, that gold lamé scarf thing isn't helping you in your quest to come off as straight.
You might want to work on your hand gesturing. Try to be a little less mincing.
Girrrrl, the only way you could look gayer was if there was a penis in your mouth.

(S)he ends the speech with the words, "It's so obvious, it's so clear." Yes honey, it's clearly obvious you're still a big old nancy who is (poorly) repressing your nature. In addition to my revulsion, I feel sorry for you and hope you'll be able to overcome your religion damage and lead the happy gay life you so desperately want to have.

Unless it's a parody and I missed the joke....

06-21-2010, 10:45 PM	#11
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Check out this video of an ""ex-gay"" (in double quotes because of its overwhelming redonkulousness) talking about the "sin" of homosexuality. Where to begin.... Okay Mary, that gold lamé scarf thing isn't helping you in your quest to come off as straight. You might want to work on your hand gesturing. Try to be a little less mincing. Girrrrl, the only way you could look gayer was if there was a penis in your mouth. (S)he ends the speech with the words, "It's so obvious, it's so clear." Yes honey, it's clearly obvious you're still a big old nancy who is (poorly) repressing your nature. In addition to my revulsion, I feel sorry for you and hope you'll be able to overcome your religion damage and lead the happy gay life you so desperately want to have. Unless it's a parody and I missed the joke.... __________________
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