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Originally Posted by Matterhorn Fan
Pffft.
It's more like this. After a several month to year-long absence, Flippyshark and Matterhorn Fan badger you and tell you that people on the message boards are wondering where you are. When you get sick of it, you log in, post a few times, and then disappear.
There hasn't been anything to miss lately.
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Okay, I guess it's time to tell the truth. I've wanted to post for a long time, but Matterhorn Fan and Flippy Shark threatened to shoot my dog if I made a single post. They said that if I told anyone about this that they would kill my family. Then I realize that my dog is already dead, and that I really don't love my family all that much. So I'm posting just to spite them. (I know, they seem so harmless, but they're really nasty thugs.)
(Actually, I love my family very much.)