Soooooo......

[Moonliner]

Apparently there is a bit of spring fever at Headliners school. Today we were sent this directive worthy of Dolores Umbridge.

Originally Posted by Administration Boneheads

1) Announce this new policy TODAY (4/26/11).
2) Post this new policy in the classroom.
3) Tell students they MUST check their desk upon entering the classroom and at the end of class. If the next class finds graffiti, the previous student will be billed.
4) Teachers must walk around the classroom to notice where/who is generating the graffiti. Graffiti has been drawn onto the front and rear of desks. If graffiti is found by the newly entering students, all the previous students who sat at the desk will split the bill for cleaning.


"If graffiti recurs and teachers have not billed students, it will be the teachers responsibility to clean the graffiti.

"Thanks for helping to solve this problem."

If you were an evil minded desk graffiti'er how would you react to this policy?