WTF Stories of the Week

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Wanted: Topless Dungeon Master

To the ad's poster I would like to say, "good luck with that my fellow nerd." I think you have the same odds of finding a unicorn as you do with finding someone that meets all your criteria, but I hope you can grant your buddy his wish.

What I also find curious is his odd use of quotes. Why are these things in quotes?

"future husband to be" would prefer if the DM could be topless.
There will be 5 "guys" that will be [participating] including myself.

Is the "future husband to be" not really getting married?
Are the five "guys" really women in drag?
Inquiring minds want to know.