Song of the LoT

[Cadaverous Pallor]

So why did I come here today?
It's not like I have much to say.
Looks like Gn2 is saying hey.
A post in Open Mic, hooray!

I must respond without delay.
A Kevy penis joke, oy vey.
A redirect I shall convey.
It better be at least ok.

Rhymes are an easy game to play.
I'll keep it easy if I may.
A full 12 lines from me? No way.
I've typed them here and here they'll stay.