Funny/Bizarre/Ironic merchandise

AllyOops! · 09-27-2005, 03:30 PM

Speaking of pick-up trucks...

WHY?

I like that the word "classy" is added in the description. I also am fond of the fact that these balls come in the shades of "champagne" & "mocha". Who hasn't looked at a boyfriend/husband's balls and said, "Why, those beauties remind me of a glass of Cristal! May I please put your sack on ice? Because Baby, your'e smuggling Dom Perignon in those Calvin's, and I wants me a sip."

And yes, I'm even more proud of the fact that I have seen these hanging off the back of a raised monster truck square in the middle of the city.

To the owner of said truck: you had me at the first sway of those balls when the light turned green. Them's some klassy sh*t.

09-27-2005, 03:30 PM	#6
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Speaking of pick-up trucks... WHY? I like that the word "classy" is added in the description. I also am fond of the fact that these balls come in the shades of "champagne" & "mocha". Who hasn't looked at a boyfriend/husband's balls and said, "Why, those beauties remind me of a glass of Cristal! May I please put your sack on ice? Because Baby, your'e smuggling Dom Perignon in those Calvin's, and I wants me a sip." And yes, I'm even more proud of the fact that I have seen these hanging off the back of a raised monster truck square in the middle of the city. To the owner of said truck: you had me at the first sway of those balls when the light turned green. Them's some klassy sh*t.
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