Ideas for music to play at formal event?

[Stan4dSteph]

Originally Posted by DisneyFan25863

I should also note that this song has to be 100% entirelly school/family OK type of music. Most of my school, including the administration, is VERY, VERY conservative. We got in trouble for playing U2's "Vertigo" because it said someone had "Jesus 'round the neck".

Ahem. May I present the correct lyric?

I can’t stand the beats
I’m asking for the cheque
The girl with crimson nails
Has Jesus round her neck
Swinging to the music
Swinging to the music
Oh oh oh oh


i.e. she's wearing a cross, not strangling Jesus.