The Laws of Snow

Snowflake · 12-05-2005, 12:59 PM

For the DC area, anyway.

(1) It will always start to snow heavily as soon as rush hour begins
or
(2) It will always snow just enough to snarl traffic and irritate the crap out of you
or
(3) There will always be the few, the proud, the jerks in SUVs speeding and cutting in and out of traffic forcing you to hit the brakes and very nealy slide into a partition
or
(4) It will never snow enough to close the Fed and allow me a snow day
or
(5) Weather will report it will be no accumulation, then it will be a blizzard.

Today will be a combo of (1) (2) (3) and (4). and tomorrow it will be gone.

It never blizzards when I want it to!

Donna

12-05-2005, 12:59 PM	#1
Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	The Laws of Snow For the DC area, anyway. (1) It will always start to snow heavily as soon as rush hour begins or (2) It will always snow just enough to snarl traffic and irritate the crap out of you or (3) There will always be the few, the proud, the jerks in SUVs speeding and cutting in and out of traffic forcing you to hit the brakes and very nealy slide into a partition or (4) It will never snow enough to close the Fed and allow me a snow day or (5) Weather will report it will be no accumulation, then it will be a blizzard. Today will be a combo of (1) (2) (3) and (4). and tomorrow it will be gone. It never blizzards when I want it to! Donna __________________ Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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