Krum Cake = Beef Cake

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by blueerica

I just realized that the guy playing Viktor Krum is probably... young.

I feel so... lecherous...

But....

But....

He's soooo cuuute!

Young, maybe. But like the girl playing Fleur, he's probably legal, even by American standards. I mean, he's 18 in the book, yes?

Then again, I'm a perv. I've long gotten over the fact that I was positively drooling all over 13 year old Ron in PoA. But, to be fair to myself, it really just makes me want to be 13 years old again, so we can go to movies and drink sodas and fight Voldemort together.

But not 13 like how I was 13.

13 like what Natalie Portman looked like when she was 13.

I wanna be Professional 13. Not Super Gawky Awkward Brace Face 4-eyes Pizza Face, Will I NEVER Get My Period??? 13.

Yeah. I NEVER want to be Audra 13 EVER again.