Post your swanky outfit here!

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

What is this thing called "outfit"? I don't understand.

You're at home, aren't you? Probably naked. Being fed grapes? Free massages. Kisses soft as petals up and down your arms.

That's you, isn't it?

No need for swanky clothes. You've got a DREAM life going on behind closed doors.

Meanwhile, I'm giving myself sore joints typing here, typing for work, typing, typing, typing. No petal kisses. No nude massages. No grapes being fed to me, or even just sitting on a nearby table for me to feed myself.