The Oscars - Best Picture

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Originally Posted by tracilicious

I'm going to have to disagree with NA and E about Michelle Williams dress. Easily the ugliest thing I've seen in a while.

Yup. I mean, The Bow That Ate Charlize was probably the scariest, but Michelle Williams dress was just ugly. Hate the wide neck, hate the boob pancake ruffles, hate the weird belt thing, and now that I've seen the back I hate that weird Y-shaped patch arcoss the butt. The whole thing screams scary polyester to me, even if that's not what it's made of.

And I hated what Uma was wearing, but that's so often the case that it's hardly worth noting. Her hair was great, but the dress was so mish-mosh. And every time I saw her I was reminded of Lucky Charms and the horseshoe marshmallows.

And Helena Bonham Carter was inexplicably wearing bad stripper shoes. I mean, the dress was bad enough - not totally awful, but a little prom-y for the Oscars. But the shoes! Somewhere a half-naked woman named Candi can't find her shoes.