This is some sort of sick joke, right?

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Because it's their only distinguishing feature from anything else around it.

Well, I think that just betrays your ignorance of current fashion trends. So either, this is an honest attempt to find out about the fashions - or it's a cheeky insult to those, who could distinguish the difference - whose wanton extravagence by implication are morally inferior to your discerning frugality.

I think you've pretty much established the fact that you do not value the shirts at their sticker price.