This is some sort of sick joke, right?

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Well, I think that just betrays your ignorance of current fashion trends. So either, this is an honest attempt to find out about the fashions - or it's a cheeky insult to those, who could distinguish the difference - whose wanton extravagence by implication are morally inferior to your discerning frugality.

I think you've pretty much established the fact that you do not value the shirts at their sticker price.

It's an honest belief the the pricing dictated the classification of these as "fashion", not the other way around.