The random political thoughts thread (Part Deux)

[Gemini Cricket]

wendybeth, you missed a few:

“Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.”

“The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down”

“The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.”

“When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it's an invitation”

Originally Posted by Rush Limbaugh to an African American caller

“Take that bone out of your nose and call me back”

And these, I guess, are about himself...

"There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.”

“If you commit a crime, you're guilty.”

Yeah, I feel really sorry for this guy.