I dreamt I was at your house, Notafraid and Euromeinke

flippyshark · 01-30-2005, 08:15 PM

Okay, so I had a sort of kooky dream last night. (I don't usually bore people with my dreams, but as this one involved a few of you here I figured I'd share.)

So, HTHBellcaptain and myself decide, quite on the spur of the moment, to leave the bitter east coast and go to Disneyland. But we are on a budget. EuroMeinke and NotAfraid offer a solution - they are going to be out of town, so they offer to let HTH and I house-sit in their absence and save on hotel expenses. (You guys are the best.)

Anyway, when we get there, we see that their home is nothing short of palacial, a mansion complete with grand staircase, a ballroom, and a very large swimming pool out back. (Probably tennis courts, a hedge maze, stables and a private zoo as well, but I didn't have time to look around.)

So, our hosts leave and HTH and I settle in, but I hear people in the back of the house, splashing around in the pool. I find a bunch of college -age spring breakers having a pool party, and I ask them if have permission ot be there.

"No, but we saw that they were gone, and we always come over here and party when they're not home," I am told by an especially laid back looking dude.

Anyhow, I get all huffy and upset at these gate crashers, and tell them that I am going to call the police, when suddenly, I notice that HTH is joining them in their revels, apparently keen on flirting with all the curvy babes. So, I am left looking like the bad guy.

Anyway, HTH has rented a car, and he takes all his new friends to Disneyland and leaves me behind, alone. While I am there, I discover, to my horror, that the upstairs part of the house is alive with rats, hundreds of them. And they are aggressive little suckers too. (The cats, of which I think there were about twenty, were not a bit pleased by this.) So, I arm myself with a broom and start shooing the rats away, but they swarm all over me, a la WILLARD. Just when things look really grim, Euromeinke comes back into the house.

"What the #@%^@ is going on here?!?" He cries, and then he takes out a metal cannister attached to a pump and hose and begins spraying the rats with vinegar. (Yeah, I know, it was a dream, okay?) The rats scatter, and then my host looks at me, eyes ablaze and shouts,"Didn't I tell you to spray the place with vinegar? I thought I made that VERY CLEAR! I can't trust you with anything!"

I felt terrible. Then I woke up.

01-30-2005, 08:15 PM	#1
flippyshark Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 2,852	I dreamt I was at your house, Notafraid and Euromeinke Okay, so I had a sort of kooky dream last night. (I don't usually bore people with my dreams, but as this one involved a few of you here I figured I'd share.) So, HTHBellcaptain and myself decide, quite on the spur of the moment, to leave the bitter east coast and go to Disneyland. But we are on a budget. EuroMeinke and NotAfraid offer a solution - they are going to be out of town, so they offer to let HTH and I house-sit in their absence and save on hotel expenses. (You guys are the best.) Anyway, when we get there, we see that their home is nothing short of palacial, a mansion complete with grand staircase, a ballroom, and a very large swimming pool out back. (Probably tennis courts, a hedge maze, stables and a private zoo as well, but I didn't have time to look around.) So, our hosts leave and HTH and I settle in, but I hear people in the back of the house, splashing around in the pool. I find a bunch of college -age spring breakers having a pool party, and I ask them if have permission ot be there. "No, but we saw that they were gone, and we always come over here and party when they're not home," I am told by an especially laid back looking dude. Anyhow, I get all huffy and upset at these gate crashers, and tell them that I am going to call the police, when suddenly, I notice that HTH is joining them in their revels, apparently keen on flirting with all the curvy babes. So, I am left looking like the bad guy. Anyway, HTH has rented a car, and he takes all his new friends to Disneyland and leaves me behind, alone. While I am there, I discover, to my horror, that the upstairs part of the house is alive with rats, hundreds of them. And they are aggressive little suckers too. (The cats, of which I think there were about twenty, were not a bit pleased by this.) So, I arm myself with a broom and start shooing the rats away, but they swarm all over me, a la WILLARD. Just when things look really grim, Euromeinke comes back into the house. "What the #@%^@ is going on here?!?" He cries, and then he takes out a metal cannister attached to a pump and hose and begins spraying the rats with vinegar. (Yeah, I know, it was a dream, okay?) The rats scatter, and then my host looks at me, eyes ablaze and shouts,"Didn't I tell you to spray the place with vinegar? I thought I made that VERY CLEAR! I can't trust you with anything!" I felt terrible. Then I woke up.
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