iGod: Repenting made easy

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Me:
Hi God, it is me again
God:
Once more? Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Stupid question
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
I have a couple of questions for you, if you have the time
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
Are you a democrat or a republican
God:
I am a .
Me:
I see. Who would you like to see win the next presidential election?
God:
I am glad you understand it. I can't say for sure. :-).
Me:
How about Condoleeza Rice
God:
How about it.
Me:
Could she win?
God:
It's possible.
Me:
How about Hillary?
God:
How about it.
Me:
Could she win?
God:
It's possible.
Me:
Do you like scaeagles?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like White.
Me:
Scaegles is similar to a robot. You would like him
God:
I think Scaegles is a lot of things. Tell me what I would like about it.
Me:
Well, he is a republican
God:
Well that's okay. I don't know very many republican.
Me:
I figured as much
God:
Please explain your reasoning.
Me:
Republicans are evil
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
such as?
God:
For example, a tomato.
Me:
Point well taken.
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
It really isn't important
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
scaeagles
God:
Not many people want to talk about that.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
It is because of his sphincter
God:
Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
Well, his sphincter could use a little fixing if you have the time
God:
How about that. Where did he get it?
Me:
You gave it to him
God:
I didn't have it to give.
Me:
I see