I have a headache "this big"

[Morrigoon]

Lemme put it this way: if you don't have to be put on a government registry for your Sinus meds... you're taking the wrong stuff.

Go find yourself some off-Brand (like Target's Equiline or whatever they named it) Sinus stuff with Pseudo-Ephedrine in it. I think the Target Brand just calls it "non-drying sinus". Good stuff.

Otherwise, stick a dish cloth in the freezer for a few then lay it across the back of your neck.