The new Kingdom of Loathing thread

wendybeth · 07-05-2006, 09:47 AM

Oooh, and new level (16) and a new quest! The janitor at the Smacketeria wants me to pick up some take-out for him at the White Citadel, near Whitey's Grove. A new 'Road to the Citadel' opened up, and there are lots of new items, etc- here's an example:

Combat!

You're fighting a business hippy
You hit for 228 damage. SMACK! POW! ZOT! ZOT! SPLAT! KAPOW! WHACK! WHAM! BOOF! WHACK!
You win the fight!

You gain 59 Meat.

You acquire an item: reodorant

You acquire an item: massive bag of catnip You gain 6 Beefiness.
You gain 2 Smarm.

Adventure Again (The Road to White Citadel)

Catnip, eh? Riiiiiight.........

07-05-2006, 09:47 AM	#26
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Oooh, and new level (16) and a new quest! The janitor at the Smacketeria wants me to pick up some take-out for him at the White Citadel, near Whitey's Grove. A new 'Road to the Citadel' opened up, and there are lots of new items, etc- here's an example: Combat! You're fighting a business hippy You hit for 228 damage. SMACK! POW! ZOT! ZOT! SPLAT! KAPOW! WHACK! WHAM! BOOF! WHACK! You win the fight! You gain 59 Meat. You acquire an item: reodorant You acquire an item: massive bag of catnip You gain 6 Beefiness. You gain 2 Smarm. Adventure Again (The Road to White Citadel) Catnip, eh? Riiiiiight......... __________________
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