Dear:

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Dear Users,

Did it ever occur to you that perhaps the IT department has a lot to do? Even though your problems are important, there is a good chance that there are also a million other problems that are important too. It is difficult to get everything done when everyone needs it because we are only one person. Also, it is not the IT departments job to help move your computer when you move your desk five times. Nor is it IT's job to fix the soda machine. Also, please stop glaring at me like, "you get paid way too much to not have my stuff done immediately." I also work a heck of a lot more hours and have a lifetime acquiring the specialized knowledge I use to complete a wide variety of functions that enable this office to run. You make $10/hour because you answer the phone. That's important too, but still, stop acting like you are my boss. You're not.

Signed,
Wife of an IT guy.