What are your idiosynchrasies?

Gemini Cricket · 07-20-2006, 09:47 AM

I'm not scientific in any way shape or form, but I'll give it a shot.

Wenchybeth, most times when a guy pees it comes out in one stream. Then suddenly for no apparent reason, the stream splits into two streams. Sometimes you have to adjust your aim because DPS could cause both streams to hit the floor instead of the bowl. I don't know why this happens more to some and not others. There aren't two penis holes. Sometimes the opening to your dick hole gets scrunched in your undies and causes this double pee stream effect. So it's always wise to make sure it ain't scrunchy before you pee. Sometimes when you're at a series of urinals with other men, from the side of your eye it looks like someone's fondling his bishop. In actuality, he could be unscrunching himself to prevent, you guessed it, double pee stream.

This may explain why women think men have terrible aim. It may have more to do with DPS.

DPS sometimes causes embarassing pecker trails on your khaki pants. If this happens, while washing your hands, sprikle some water all over your pants. It will make it appear that this watery mishap happened while washing your hands. If you exit the restroom wiping your wet hands on your pants, everyone will think that you're a bad washer and not a pants pisser.
I hope this answers some of your questions concerning DPS.
Thank you.

07-20-2006, 09:47 AM	#10
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	I'm not scientific in any way shape or form, but I'll give it a shot. Wenchybeth, most times when a guy pees it comes out in one stream. Then suddenly for no apparent reason, the stream splits into two streams. Sometimes you have to adjust your aim because DPS could cause both streams to hit the floor instead of the bowl. I don't know why this happens more to some and not others. There aren't two penis holes. Sometimes the opening to your dick hole gets scrunched in your undies and causes this double pee stream effect. So it's always wise to make sure it ain't scrunchy before you pee. Sometimes when you're at a series of urinals with other men, from the side of your eye it looks like someone's fondling his bishop. In actuality, he could be unscrunching himself to prevent, you guessed it, double pee stream. This may explain why women think men have terrible aim. It may have more to do with DPS. DPS sometimes causes embarassing pecker trails on your khaki pants. If this happens, while washing your hands, sprikle some water all over your pants. It will make it appear that this watery mishap happened while washing your hands. If you exit the restroom wiping your wet hands on your pants, everyone will think that you're a bad washer and not a pants pisser. I hope this answers some of your questions concerning DPS. Thank you.
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