The Age of Aquarium

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Wanda disappeared.

Seriously. I don't have the foggiest idea what happened. I searched all the hiding places and even dug up some of the gravel. Wanda is MIA.

It's sort of a blessing in disguise, but it's very strange.

We noticed she was gone on Friday and thought maybe she'd turn up later in the day. Nope. Gone.

I have a couple of theories.

1. She died for some reason and the guppies and catfish consumed her.
2. She jumped out of the tank and a furry four-legged Frodo ate her.
3. Ralphie murdered her. But I checked the freezer, no frozen fish. So that's out.
4. Kevin Kline came over to my house an ate her.
5. I flushed her in my sleep.

Very, very strange.

Or, all the other fish got angry and ganged up on her - sort of an aquatic version of the end of Suddenly Last Summer....