Crotch or A**?

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Oh, a** at all times! My rear is too round to walk down a movie aisle without rubbing it along the heads of the people in front of me (depending on the slant of the floor.)

And it's much less intimate to jiggle my breasteses at people who are looking in the opposite direction, rather than the faces of those staring right at them.