What are your pet peeves?

[Prudence]

People who operate spam fax lines that start calling residential phone lines every 7.5 minutes starting at 4:15 am should be charge with felonies. Multiple felonies. And forced to wear pink frilly dresses as their prison uniforms, regardless of gender. And be forced to eat only original flavor cream of wheat and listen to yoko ono's complete catalog of sounds on continual loop. For years.